The Chicago Bulls held their media day today and guard Derrick Rose said he did take the SAT in question before going to Memphis. Rose dismissed suggestions that he did not take the test.
Of course, the NCAA went with the Education Testing Service, which invalidated Rose’s test score, bringing allegations that someone took the test for the Chicago prep star before he went to Memphis, which was forced to vacate its 2008 NCAA Tournament runner-up finish. The school is appealing the NCAA’s ruling.
TOP TEN REASONS CALIPARI KNEW DERRICK ROSE DID NOT TAKE HIS OWN SAT
(10) Hey Coach where the hell is Detroit ?
(9) Hey Coach how come they don’t have the alphabet over the chalk boards in the class rooms ?
(8) Hey Coach I gotta pee !
(7) Hey Coach did you know Forrest Gump is my hero ?
(6) Hey Coach while you’re out at Wal-Mart can you pick me up some more crayons ?
(5) Hey Coach I am flunking Ebonics !
(4) Hey Coach momma says Basketball is the work of the Devil !
(3) Hey Coach I hired Wes as my agent !
(2) Hey Coach if we put the ball through the hoop more than the other team does that mean we win ?
(1) Hey Coach how do you spell Derik Roze ?