Hey, hunting is a sport, right? From last night’s Letterman:
Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses:
- 10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm."
- 9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page."
- 8. "Not enough Jim Beam."
- 7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu."
- 6. "I love to shoot people."
- 5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter."
- 4. "I thought the guy was trying to go ‘gay cowboy’ on me."
- 3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn’t I?"
- 2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices on the elderly."
- 1. "Made a bet with Gretzky’s wife."
